Thank you! You can still be part of the Havekost Hootenanny!

Thank you! Thank you! The Havekost Hootenanny was successful! Thank you for all of you who showed your support by donating and attending our function. We enjoyed hearing the stories people had shared of their cancer heroes. We have the banner signed with names hanging in our house to inspire us and keep us going! Ten miles is not easy!

We do not have our final numbers yet. Currently we are shy of $500! Thank you!

The Hootenanny still continues! There are ways you can still order and help.

We will still take Southern Living orders until Wednesday, September 23rd. Below it the link for the catalog:

http://mag1.olivesoftware.com/ActiveMagazine/welcome/STLM/SouthernLivingatHome.asp

Call us and we can take your order.

If you want Tastefully Simple, You can order online! The link is below:

http://pomm.tastefullysimple.com/pomm/GuestResponseCatalogParty.aspx?pxid=4154390&key=d7072aa4-0f10-4a5d-a17c-6c00d8e1fac0

Also, Creative Memories has a link to help our cause:

please visit http://www.mycmsite.com/sites/lbergeron

and mention Jericia Havekost as the "Host". 30% of the sales will be donated to LLS.

We have commented to each other that we can't give up now! You have all invested so much into us! The pressure! Now we have to reach our goal in miles and dollars. Thank you for all the words of support. They truly do help us!

Thank you!

Brett and Jericia

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Hope to see you there!

If you cannot attend, please pass to someone who can. Everyone is invited! Thanks so much!

Shop for a cure for cancer!

Fun! Food! Shopping! Prizes!
Everyone is invited! Bring a friend or two or ten!
When: September 19th from 4:00 – 8:00
Where: The Havekost Home: 10738 N. Belmont Ct 77065
Phone Number: 281-970-7720

Get your Christmas shopping started, pamper yourself, or spoil a friend. Whatever your reason come to shop or donate money to help raise money for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
There will also be tickets that you can buy for an opportunity drawing for prizes!
Check out our cause! http://pages.teamintraining.org/txg/houston10/bhavekost

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Pilots Don't Rush Things

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom: "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area." He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot,” So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.... Then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear, he’s gotta take a shit first."

Someone's Little Helper

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-clocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me."